UNDER THE PEE - UKE /GUITAR CHORDS
Chorus 1:
C F C
Under the sea,
C G C
(under the pee)
G C
It used to be better
F G
Down where it’s wetter,
G C C7
But they’re taking the pee.

Verse:
C7 F G
Up-on the shore they dump all day
G C D7
Straight from the water company
F
It is revoltin’
G
Poop is a floatin’
C
Under the pee.

Chorus 2:

C F C
under the sea
C G C
(dumped full of wee)
G C
Our ocean’s in trouble
F G
What the hell’s in those bubbles ?
G C C7
Under the Pee

Verse 2:

C G C
Down here all the fish is crappy
C G C
Cos there’s 9,000 bo-og rolls
C G C
Is that coral or a nappy?
C G C
Or last night’s biryani?
F C
The fish in the surf is mucky
G C
They in for a stinky fate.
F C
Cos Southern-Water’s boss is greedy,
G C
Sod your rising water rates.

chorus 3:

C F C
Under the sea (under the pee)

C F
Once life was sweet here
C G
We love the beach here
G C
In Hove (actually)
C7 F G
We are the Surfers and Sea-Birds
G C
Please... just stop dumping Sea-Turds!
F
McCauley’s the culprit
G
Please, Southern, fix it
C
Under the sea!

C F C

Reprise chorus ( if we want:)

C F C
Under the sea,
C G C
(under the pee)
G C
It used to be better
F G
Down where it’s wetter,
G C C7
But they’re taking the pee.


I do like to be beside the Pee-Side
I do like to be beside the Pee-Side
Oh I do like to be beside the wee-side
Oh, I do like to be beside the pee

Oh, I do like to roll along
The poo, poo, poop
Where the e-coli plays
Piddly om-poo-poo

So, just let me pee
Beside the wee-side
I’ll be beside
Myself with wee