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Cummings Round the Bend - A year with Big Bad Dom
A Meloncomedy Cursery Rhyme
LYRICS:
It was Cummings with a mountain of fake news,
and Cambridge Analy-ti-ca he did choose,
For Vote Leave Propaganda,
Targeting your Grandpa,
It was Cummings with a mountain of fake news!
It’s Cummings out the door of number ten,
It’s Cummings drove the nation round the bend,
Made to work at home,
Tho’ to Durham he did roam,
It’s Cummings out the door of number ten.
He Drove to Barnard Castle, to test his eyes,
Should’ve gone to Specavers - we cried,
His press statement wasn’t true,
‘man of the people’ – we hate you,
Drive to Barnard Castle test your eyes.
He’ll be riding these four horse-men when he comes
Selling contracts left and right to his chums
Riding roughshod over this land
He’s got one more Cumming plan
He’ll be riding the four horsemen when he comes
It’s Cummings out the door of number ten,
He’s wearing pink pyjamas in his pen
Dom’s on gardening leave,
With No Deal his final seed....(so)
So keep your eyes on Big Bad Dom, it’s not the end!
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Under the sea, (under the sea)
Under the wee (under the wee)
It used to be better
Down where it’s wetter,
But they’re taking the pee.
Up-on the shore they dump all day
Straight from the water company
It is revoltin’
Poop is a floatin’
Under the wee.
Down here all the fish is crappy
Cos there’s 9,000 bo-og rolls
Is that fish on the land - or a nappy?
Or last night’s biryani?
The fish in the surf is mucky
They in for a stinky fate.
Cos Southern-Water’s boss is lazy,
Sod your rising water rates.
Under the pee (under fae-ces)
Under the wee (under fae-ces)
Once life was sweet here
We love the beach here
In Hove (actually)
We are the Swimmers and Sea-Birds
Please... just stop dumping Sea-Turds!
McCauley’s the culprit
Please, Southern, fix it
Under the sea!
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On the first day of COVIDmas, the tories gave to me….
An easing up of tier three (except for London & the South-East at time of press)
On the second day of COVIDmas, the tories gave to me...
Two surgical gloves, and an easing up of tier 3.
On the third day of COVIDmas, the tories gave to me, three traffic jams, two surgical gloves, and an easing up of tier 3.
On the fourth day of COVIDmas, the tories gave to me- Four Sco-tch eggs, three traffic jams, Two surgical gloves, and an easing up of tier 3.
On the fifth day of COVIDmas the tories gave to me... five track-and-trace pings, Four Sco-otch Eggs, Three traffic jams, two surgical gloves, and an easing up of tier 3.
On the sixth day of COVIDmas the tories gave to me….
...Nothing coz we’re into Tier 4...
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Cummings Round the Bend - A year with Big Bad Dom
A Meloncomedy Cursery Rhyme
LYRICS:
It was Cummings with a mountain of fake news,
and Cambridge Analy-ti-ca he did choose,
For Vote Leave Propaganda,
Targeting your Grandpa,
It was Cummings with a mountain of fake news!
It’s Cummings out the door of number ten,
It’s Cummings drove the nation round the bend,
Made to work at home,
Tho’ to Durham he did roam,
It’s Cummings out the door of number ten.
He Drove to Barnard Castle, to test his eyes,
Should’ve gone to Specavers - we cried,
His press statement wasn’t true,
‘man of the people’ – we hate you,
Drive to Barnard Castle test your eyes.
He’ll be riding these four horse-men when he comes
Selling contracts left and right to his chums
Riding roughshod over this land
He’s got one more Cumming plan
He’ll be riding the four horsemen when he comes
It’s Cummings out the door of number ten,
He’s wearing pink pyjamas in his pen
Dom’s on gardening leave,
With No Deal his final seed....(so)
So keep your eyes on Big Bad Dom, it’s not the end!
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released December 23, 2020
